KIMCHI TRIM. NINE LIVES. ZERO REACTION.

KITTIM

The internet
lost its cool.
He didn't.

A very serious haircut.
A deeply unserious cat.
Welcome to his side of the table.

TRY TO SHAKE HIM ↓
KITTIM, an unbothered orange cat with Kimchi's black haircut, sitting with folded paws
OFFICIALLY0%BOTHERED
“I've seen this candle before.”
PAWS ON THE TABLE. ALWAYS.SCROLL TO GET THE CAT'S SIDE ↓
01 / WHO LET THE CAT IN?

Same haircut.
Different animal.

Somewhere between Kimchi and kitty, KITTIM pulled up a chair. Same unmistakable trim. Same unreadable face. A few more whiskers.

He keeps his paws on the table and his claws off the drama. The entire internet can lose its mind. He has a seat to warm.

9 livesPLENTY OF PATIENCE1 haircutNO SECOND OPINION0 reactionCONSISTENTLY
02 / AN ENTIRELY UNSCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT

Can you keep
his composure?

Choose some internet chaos. Then hold the button for nine seconds. KITTIM can do this all day. Your turn.

0%KITTIM'S STRESS LEVEL
INTERNET CHAOS SIMULATOR EVERYTHING IS FINE
“Okay. And?”
Hold for 9 seconds. Release early and the cat will judge you.

Just a game. No market data, no trades. Only composure.

03 / THE KITTIM SCHOOL OF THOUGHT

A lot on
his mind.
Absolutely
none of it.

One cat. An unlimited supply of completely unnecessary wisdom. Find your daily dose of not caring.

MY POSITION?
SITTING.
KITTIM calmly ignoring the internet

There's room
at the table.

FOLLOW @KITTIMCHI ↗